Period:  WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:  How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:  How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:  Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:  Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:  Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:  For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:  Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:  You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:  Yell at a puppy.